1. No Insurance
Jack – I want the claim money for the premium I have paid. I have been met with an accident.
Insurance Company – What happened? Please explain.
Jack – I was at home with my girlfriend and my wife suddenly came up and beat me like anything. I am so hurt.
Insurance Company – Sorry, we do not provide for accidents which are self created.
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2. Correct placement
Teacher – Today we will learn about vowels. Vowels are a, e, i, o & u.
Suddenly the teacher saw some students were misbehaving the class, so teacher made one of the group members to stand up and asked for the meaning of vowel.
Student – Vowels are a.. , umm... uhh... I.. Ohh.
Teacher – Excellent! You are attentive! Sit down.
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3. Best remedy
Teacher – You should be positive every day. You should think about your career and what you want to become in the future. Always stay happy.
Student – How to be happy?
Teacher – Laughter is the best medicine.
Student – Then you might be having demands at the chemist.
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